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		<title>The Diary of the Russo Sisters</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 23:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excerpt from &#8220;The Diary of the Russo Sisters&#8221; by Natasha Corradine Meridian Russo stared out the window of the subway train. Her bright green eyes seemed unresponsive, as if her thoughts were somewhere else. She ran her fingers through her long blond hair and rested her forehead against the cool surface of the glass. She [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excerpt from &#8220;The Diary of the Russo Sisters&#8221; by <strong>Natasha Corradine</strong></p>
<p>Meridian Russo stared out the window of the subway train. Her bright green eyes seemed unresponsive, as if her thoughts were somewhere else. She ran her fingers through her long blond hair and rested her forehead against the cool surface of the glass. She didn‚Äôt want to go home. She never did. Home wasn‚Äôt safe. Never had and never would be.
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Growing up on the streets of Brooklyn was rough. It wasn‚Äôt easy. Whichever rapper said, ‚Äúhood life was glamorous‚Äù was full of shit. There‚Äôs nothing glamorous about the hood.  Nothing glamorous about Brooklyn either. Thugs controlled the streets. Crack addicts, drug dealers, and whores walked the boulevards looking for their next fix. The hood was a place were bullets went stray up on the block. Death lingered around every corner and every waking moment was lived in constant fear. Why would anyone want to embrace a lifestyle that everyone else was trying to run from? </p>
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The thought of running away seemed to linger in the back of her mind. Running away would mean leaving Dallas behind. Meridian could never leave her sister. Dallas and Meridian only had each other. Sighing, she looked over at her twin. </p>
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Dallas‚Äô tired green eyes looked deep in thought as she stared down at her white  sneakers. Her reddish-brown hair was pulled back into a side ponytail and her bangs were swept to the left side of her face. Feeling her twins gaze on her, she looked up.</p>
<p>‚ÄúWhat?‚Äù </p>
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		<title>PNAC=Pale Nazi American Capitalists</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 19:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There will Never be a New American Century until there is a New America]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The PNAC(Project for a New American Century)<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century">Project for the New American Century </a><br />
is a group started by <strong>Dick Cheney</strong>, and <strong>Donald Rumsfeld</strong>.  These esteemed American Patriots, who have contributed immensly to their society <em>i.e. their bank accounts</em>, decided that America should be THE global power.  According to their goals, Global Leadership requires military strength, along with diplomatic energy, and commitment to moral principle.  In my opinion, these people forgot what a country is for.  Attempting to implement their worldview behind the eyes of even their own citizens just reeks.    They use the name America as more of a corporation name, used for getting things done, or bullying smaller more frail nations.  The United States of America may be extremely powerful in many ways, but in many ways we are a society that is slowing down compared to the modern world.   The world is changing, and America will not always be Number 1.  We can either accept our place in the world, or we can try to remain a global superpower by running up the slippery slope that has been well traveled by past republics.  We are aging fast, and turning away from what makes us unique, and that is our freedoms.  </p>
<p>Everything has been said best before so&#8230;&#8230;<em>Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.</em> -<strong> John F. Kennedy</strong></p>
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		<title>The &#8216;Natural&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 20:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barry Bonds is jealous of Griffey.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/stats?playerId=2148">Griffey&#8217;s Stats To This Day </a></p>
<p>Ken Griffey Jr. is taken for granted.  Look at his stats and his age compared to say, Rafael Palmeiro and they are both members of the 500 club but all you hear about Griffey is about how is isn&#8217;t the player he was.  How about we just look at the player he is, and still can be.  Griffey didn&#8217;t injure himself off the field, or try to be something he isn&#8217;t, he is just aging, and he is still a great baseball player who in my opinion gets overlooked.  It is probably his own fault because in his prime there was not another player like him.  His swing is one that would make <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0671621033/ref=sib_dp_pt/102-1584467-0691325#reader-page">Ted Williams</a> proud.  The problem that he has now is that the expectations on him are ahead of the reality.  He has serious injuries and he is now just getting back into his game, and this year  it looks like he will hit 35 or so homers, and hit near .290. Any team needs that, I&#8217;m not sure about 10 million dollars for that, but worse deals are made daily.   He will never be the player he was, players change, look at Barry Bonds&#8217; two different careers, only the difference here is not going to be so subtle.  Griffey will produce, along with being a great team player, and he still has many good years ahead of him. The Griffey nay-sayers think that the injuries are the end of the road for the Griffey train, but it is just a bump on his path to greatness.  Given enough at-bats he is one of the most underrated hitters of our time.  He may not be &#8220;The Kid&#8221; anymore, more like, &#8220;The Player Formerly Known as The Kid&#8221;, but he still has all of his talent, and he will be around producing for at least 5 or 6 more years.  Hall of Fame no doubter.  Barry Bonds is jealous of Griffey. He was never a character on the Simpsons and people like Griffey, even when he&#8217;s not hitting homeruns for them.  <a href="http://www.baseballcrank.com/archives/001773.php">Bonds? &#8230;&#8230;  </a></p>
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		<title>Song of The Day Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 17:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Keep a clean nose<br />
Watch the plain clothes<br />
You don&#8217;t need a weather man<br />
To know which way the wind blows</p>
<p>Get sick, get well<br />
Hang around a ink well<br />
Ring bell, hard to tell<br />
If anything is goin&#8217; to sell<br />
Try hard, get barred<br />
Get back, write braille<br />
Get jailed, jump bail<br />
Join the army, if you fail<br />
Look out kid<br />
You&#8217;re gonna get hit<br />
But users, cheaters<br />
Six-time losers<br />
Hang around the theaters<br />
Girl by the whirlpool<br />
Lookin&#8217; for a new fool<br />
Don&#8217;t follow leaders<br />
Watch the parkin&#8217; meters</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.bobdylan.com/index.html">Robert Zimmerman&#8217;s </a>&#8220;<strong>Subterranean Homesick Blues</strong>&#8220;</p>
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		<title>From Chaos by 311</title>
		<link>http://www.retardedsuperheroes.org/archives97</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<em>From chaos comes clarity, I tell ya
what you appear to be, you ought to know
glycerin tears don't fool me, I tell ya
delusions plaguing everybody</em>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>From chaos comes clarity, I tell ya<br />
what you appear to be, you ought to know<br />
glycerin tears don&#8217;t fool me, I tell ya<br />
delusions plaguing everybody</em><br />
-From Chaos by <a href="http://www.311.com/">311</a><br />
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		<title>Gary &amp; Gary in the Morning</title>
		<link>http://www.retardedsuperheroes.org/archives96</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 02:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
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